Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

forgetree:

adamshoteve:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

lmao

Say that

Monday Sep 22 07:17pm

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

iconic

Monday Sep 22 07:07pm

Monday Sep 22 06:51pm

ottoreal:

"Let her speak when we get to the black topics."

Why does this not have a Billion notes!!!!!!

Monday Sep 22 06:50pm
clarkethesharkmacarthur:

i think this one is my favourite

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

i think this one is my favourite

Monday Sep 22 06:24pm

scarletstainedrose:

YouTubers/Celebs/Fans > sam pepper

Edit: More YouTubers/Celebs/Etc:

[‘Snape’ waiting for an apology tweet]

Monday Sep 22 06:24pm

fingersareoptional:

kierenwalkerpds:

fingersareoptional:

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

*sigh* idk, what shoes does he wear? 

horcrocs

Monday Sep 22 06:19pm

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

Monday Sep 22 05:26pm
I’m tired of talking about feminism to men.

I’m tired of explaining to men that the feminist movement will, in fact, benefit them as well as women. I’m tired of trying to hawk gender equality like I’m some kind of car salesman showing off a shiny new sedan, explaining all of its bells and whistles. I’m tired of smiling through a thousand thoughtless microaggressions, tired of providing countless pieces of evidence, tired of being questioned on every. Single. Damn. Thing.I’m tired of proving that microaggressions exist, tired of proving that I’m unfairly questioned and asked for proof. For a movement that’s centered around the advancement and empowerment of women, why do I feel like I’m supposed to spend so damn much of my time carefully considering how what I say and do will be taken by men?

I’m tired of men who insert themselves into feminist spaces with claims of hurt feelings. I’m tired of men who somehow manage to make every issue about them. I’m tired of men like the one who recently stopped by a friend’s Facebook thread in order to call feminism “c*nty”, then lecture the women involved for being too “hostile” in their responses to him. I’m tired of men telling me that my understanding of feminism and rape culture are wrong, as if these aren’t things that I have studied intensely. I’m tired of men who claim to be feminist allies, then abuse that position to their own advantage. I’m so fucking exhausted by the fact that I know that I will have to, at some point in this piece, mention that I understand that not all men are like that. I will have to note that some men are good allies. And all of those things are true! And all of you good allies get cookies! But honestly,I’m tired of handing out cookies to people just because they’re decent fucking human beings.
Anne Thériault, I’m Not Your Feminist Mommy & I’m Tired of Holding Your Hand (via alwaysinyouratmosphere) Monday Sep 22 04:28pm

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

my favorite teacher stopped us the first day of school and said, “you know you guys don’t have to say this. it’s kind of fucked up we make you” and he would make fun of it and one time he did the hile hitler hand as a joke so no one except two kids who actually believed in it said it and that is how my senior year high school english teacher is the greatest man ever

Monday Sep 22 04:19pm

randomsparre:

skipping out on English class like

REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU WERE LIKE “HEY KATE I’M SICK COME PICK ME UP” YOU LITTLE FUCKER

Friday Sep 19 02:25pm

parkingstrange:

Wednesday Sep 17 06:03pm

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

Wednesday Sep 17 05:59pm

Wednesday Sep 17 04:35pm

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

Monday Sep 15 04:39pm
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